Funny Signs:
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your
shorts."
Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take
a leak."
On a Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on Labor
Day."
In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."
On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian
except the dog."
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're
looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission"
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash
condition."
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet
- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll
hear you coming."
Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced
people."
At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"
In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."
Bumper Stickers
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Mind Like A Steel Trap -Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand
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