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Three Samurai...
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Three samurai meet to decide which among them is the greatest
swordsman.
The judge approached the first samurai and opened a small box.
Out flew a fly. The samurai's sword flashed through the air and
the fly fell to the ground, neatly sliced in half. "Very
impressive," said the judge.
Now the judge came to the second samurai a again opened a small
box. The samurai's sword flashed twice and the fly fell neatly
cut into four parts. "Superb," exclaimed the judge!
Finally it was the third samurai's turn.
The judge opened a third small box and a third fly buzzed out.
The samurai's sword flashed through the air and the fly continued
to buzz away. The third samurai put up his sword with a satisfied
grin on his face. "But the fly still lives" observed
the judge. "True," replied the samurai, " But he
will never reproduce again!"
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