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In case you missed
the article, someone found a condom in a McDonald's hamburger
last month.
Here's David Letterman's top ten list.....
The Top Ten List
"McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac" as
presented on the 08/22/97 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID
LETTERMAN
10. We were test-marketing the new "McTrojan"
9. Condom, condiment--what's the damn difference?
8. It still tastes better than the "Arch Deluxe"
7. It was either there or in the vanilla shake
6. Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true
5. We're experimenting with a new, even happier "Happy
Meal"
4. So what -- a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway
3. Employees too embarrassed to say, "Would you like condoms
with that?"
2. Drive-thru speaker broken -- "Coke with lots of ice"
sounded like "prophylactic device"
1. When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too
careful
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