Two Guys
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that
sank in the
middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft
and grab a
box of provisions before their ship slipped under the surface.
After floating under the blazing sun for 6 days, they
ran out of
food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from
heat, thirst
and starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them
in the
water. As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an
old oil
lamp (the kind that genies live in). They grabbed the lamp and
rubbed it.
Out popped a tired old genie who said, "OK, so
you freed me from
the stupid lamp, but hey, I've been doing this 3-wishes thing for
a while
now and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys only get 1 wish
and then I'm
outta here! Make it a good one!"
The first guy, without thinking, blurted out,
"give us all the beer
we can drink for the rest of our lives!"
"Fine," said the genie, and he instantly
turned the entire ocean to
beer.
"Great move, Einstein!" said the second guy,
slapping the first guy
on
the side of his head. "Now we're gonna have to piss in the
boat!"
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