_)_
.-'(/ '-. A man was carrying two babies, one in each
/ ` \ arm while waiting for a train.
/ - - \
(` a a `) Along came this woman seeing the two cute
\ ^ / babies started asking the man "Aren't they
'. '---' .' cute, what is their names?"
.-`'---'`-.
/ \ The man giving the lady an angry look
/ / ' ' \ \ replied "I don't know".
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`/|\` |+++++++|`/|\` The lady asked again "which is a boy and
/\ /\ which is a girl?"
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\ / \ / The man looking angrier than before replied
|_ | | _| "I don't know".
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(ooO Ooo) The woman then started to scold the man
"What kind of a father are you?"
The man replied "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and
these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company!"
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( _ ) ) A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and
_)---(_ _ ( 10-year old Little Johnny answers, holding
/ `~` \ /#### a beer and smoking a fat cigar.
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\ |~| |\__/ The salesman says, "Little boy, is your
\3_| | mother home?"
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|__|__| Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet
| | | and says, "What the hell do *you* think?"
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