Numbers don't lie...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that
reads:
Dear Wife (that's what he called her),
I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as
follows:
Dear Husband (that's what she called him),
I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with
my handsome and virile 18 year old toy boy.
You being an accountant will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times
than 54 goes into 18.
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