More Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

* Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

* Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

* Bo!  Bo!!!  Come back with that!  ...bad dog!

* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

* Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie...

* Oh no!  I just lost my Rolex.

* Oops!  Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

* Augh, there go the lights again...

* "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.  Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

* Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

* Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off

* "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"

* What's this doing here?

* I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

* That's cool!  Now can you make his leg twitch?!

* I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

* Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

* Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?

* Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

* And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape...

* OK, now take a picture from this angle.  This is truly a freak of nature.

* This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

* Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

* Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

* What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

* She's gonna blow!  Everyone take cover!!!

* FIRE!  FIRE!  Everyone get out!

* Rats!  Page 47 of the manual is missing!

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