Alabamans
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
What do a Divorce in Alabama, a Tornado in Kansas and a
Hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose them a house trailer.
Why do folks from Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
17 and under not admitted.
What do you get when you have 32 Alabamans in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
A new law was recently passed in Alabama: when a couple gets a divorce, they're
still brother and sister.
Two Alabamans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is
carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th'
bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
An Alabaman came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire
department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
The Alabaman and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.
"Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.
"No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get
in the back seat?" "No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in
the front seat with you."
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