Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama and a hippie backpacker are in an aircraft that is sprinning out of control.

There are only three parachutes.

Mr. Clinton says, "I'm the leader of the free world, so I'd better take one of the 'chutes." He does.

Mr. Gates says, "I'm the smartest man in the world, so I'd better take one of the parachutes, too." He takes it and jumps out.

The Dalai Lama says to the hippie, "I'm an old man; you have your live ahead of you. Go ahead: you take the last parachute."

Says the hippie: " Chill, man. The smartest dude in the world just jumped out of a plane with my backpack."

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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: None, He puts in the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.

A2: None. He calls a meeting and makes darkness the new standard.

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