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Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on
the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are
famous. A night of talltales begins.
The first says "I must be the meanest, toughest
cowboy there is.
Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored
six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my
bare hands."
The second can't stand to be bested.
"Why, that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday
and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a
move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its
head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still
here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the
coals with his penis.
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