Highway Patrolman's Ball.

A woman was pulled over for speeding by a Oklahoma Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said: "I'll bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball."

He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls."

There followed a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd said.   He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

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