She was so blonde ...

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
* she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"
* she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
* she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
* she tried to drown a fish
* she thought a quarterback was a refund.
* if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
* under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
* she tripped over a cordless phone.
* she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put "Sagittarius".
* she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
* if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
* she studied for a blood test - and failed.
* she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
* she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
* she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
* when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
* when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
* when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
* when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

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