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SOME NEW, SOME OLD....
As the shopper placed her groceries on the checkout
stand, the bagger asked her "Paper or plastic?".
"Doesn't matter" she replied, "I'm
bisackual".
More Sayings from Confucious
- Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for
Joy...
- Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's
sink.
- Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks.
- Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.
- Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
- Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
- People who make Confucious joke speak bad English.
- Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.
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