WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN
(an updated version)
- Submitted by Harsh Javeri


CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
there is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE
without you in it

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
we haven't had a fight in a while

NO, PIZZA'S FINE
you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW
I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now

I DON'T KNOW; WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned

COME HERE
my puppy does this too

I LIKE YOU, BUT
I don't like you

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU
just not in THAT way

YOU NEVER LISTEN
you never listen

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF
I'm just being nice; there is no way I'm going dutch

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE
well, near there; I just want to get this over with

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

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