Adam & Eve...

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It was Sunday and God had finally finished creating the world.  
He stopped by Adam and Eve and said, "Well, I have two treats left in my creation book, the first is the ability to stand up and pee, who wants it?"

Adam went nuts, he demanded that God give him the ability to stand up and pee.

God thought about it for a while and agreed to give Adam the ability to stand up and pee.

Then He turned to Eve and said,
"Sorry Eve, all I have left is multiple orgasms."

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