Discussing Sex

Mark and Sharon decide they don't want to discuss sex in front of their 4 and 6 year old children, so they decide to talk in code.

One day Mark is feeling a little bit turned on and says to little Katie, "Tell your mother I would really like to type a letter."

Katie runs off to find her mom. " Mommy, mommy", shouts Katie, "Daddy would like to type a letter." Sharon replies slightly sheepishly,
"Katie, go and tell your daddy that he can't type a letter today as there is a "red ribbon" in the typewriter."

Katie ran off to her father and says, " Daddy, daddy, mommy says you can't type a letter today as there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."

A few days later Sharon remembers Mark's request and she called Katie,
Katie, tell your daddy that he can type that letter today." Katie went off to look for her father and told him, "Daddy, mommy says you can type that letter today."
"That's OK, Katie", Mark says, "You can tell your mother that I don't need the typewriter any more, I wrote the letter by hand."

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