Mountaineer Computer Glossary

LOG ON: -- Makin the woodstove hotter.

LOG OFF: -- Don't add no more wood.

MONITOR: -- Keep an eye on that woodstove.

DOWNLOAD: -- Gettin the farwood ofn the truck.

MEGA HERTZ: -- When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded.

FLOPPY DISK: -- Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

RAM: -- That thar thang whut splits the farwood.

HARD DRIVE: -- Gittin up t'hill t'home in the winter time.

PROMPT: -- Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

WINDOWS:-- Whut to shut when it's cold outside.

SCREEN: -- Whut to shut when it's blak fly season.

BYTE: -- Whut them dang flys do.

CHIP: -- Munchies for the TV.

MICRO CHIP: -- Whuts left in the munchie bag.

INFRARED: -- Whur the left over munchies go (Fred eats em).

MODEM: -- Whatcha did to the hay fields.

DOT MATRIX: -- Ol Dan Matrix's wife.

LAP TOP : -- Where the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD: -- Whur ya hang the dang keys.

SOFTWARE: -- Them dang plastik forks and knifs.

MOUSE: -- What eats the grain in the barn.

MAIN FRAME: -- Holds up the barn ruf.

PORT: -- Fancy Flatlander wine.

ENTER: -- Northern fer "c'mon in ya'll."

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: -- When ya cain't member whut ya paid