Oh My!

There was a priest who went to pay a visit to the home of a 92-year-old church member. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful old organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water and a condom was floating on top of it. After tea, his curiosity got the best of him and he asked her about it.

She explained, "While in town, I found a package on the sidewalk and took it home. The directions on the back said 'Keep moist and put on your organ to prevent disease', and you know, I think it works; I haven't had a cold all winter!"

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