The Robbery


  Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error,
he replied:

  (brace yourself.)

  (this is going to hurt.)

  (really badly.)

  (I warned you.)

"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

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