ALABAMA

One day, a 4th grader came home from school and asks his father,  "Dad, everyone in class can count to 100, but I can only count to 10.  How come?"
His father says, "Well son, that's because you're from Alabama"

The next day, the 4th grader came home from school and says, "Dad, today everyone in class recited the entire alphabet, but I only know up to the letter 'L' -- how come?"
Again, his father replies, "Well, that's because you're from Alabama"

Then one day, the 4th grader came home and was all excited, wearing a smile from ear to ear He says, "Dad! Dad!

Today, we were in gym class, and all the boys had *little* wee-wees, but mine was *HUGE*! Is that 'cause I'm from Alabama??"

His father replies, "No, son, that's because you're 28 years old"

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