A BIRD IN THE HAND

There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead that escaped from a women's prison. They ran into a nearby forest at that point they all separated.

The redhead saw the lights of the guard chasing her so she decided to run up a tree, the guard looked up the tree and the redhead said who who who...
so the guard said that must be an owl.

He continued on the chase, the brunette saw the guards lights real close behind her so she decided to run up a tree. The guard was below the tree looking up because he heard a noise, the brunette whistled like a bird.
He said oh it must be a bird, and continued on the chase.

The blonde saw the guards lights right behind her so she ran up the tree. The guard was underneath the tree when he heard a noise, so he looked up and the blonde said moooo!

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