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COMPARISONS OF NIXON AND CLINTON
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed
Nixon: Biggest fear: Cold war
Clinton: Biggest fear: Cold sore
Nixon: Carpet bombing
Clinton: Carpet burns
Nixon: Vice President: Greek
Clinton: Vice President: Geek
Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.
Nixon: Know as tricky Dick
Clinton: No difference
Nixon: Ex-president
Clinton: Sex President
Nixon: Talked of achieving Peace with honor.
Clinton: Talked of achieving piece while on her.
And more I'm sure you've already seen...
NICKNAMES FOR THE PRESIDENT'S MEMBER
The Sin Doctor
Hail to the Beef
The Secret Servicer
The Pocket Veto
The Cabinet Member
The Gross National Product
The Washington Monument
The Commander in Briefs
The Washington Post
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