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Sung to the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies
This is a secret bout a man named Bill.
Dodged going to Nam, got elected to the hill.
Then one day the Republicans took control,
Guess old Bill’s gonna have to sell his soul.
Hillary’s that is, the Presidents wife.
Next thing you know Old Hillary’s in the news.
Whitewater secrets, she's got a lot to lose.
So she packed up her files, and gave them to an aide,
he promptly turned her in cuz he didn’t get paid.
Labor shutdown that is, government wide.
Good old Newt, he tried to take control.
But he was such a fool, he couldn’t fill the role.
Then Connie Chung interviewed his mother,
It turns out his sister could really be his brother.
Lesbian that is, Newts’ Secret
Now Bill's in his second term, and things aren't going well.
Cause Paula Jones announced, that she was going to tell.
She says the Prez exposed himself, showed her his 'slick willy'
The media jumped all over this to the point it's gotten silly!
Over exposure that is, media wide
If that were not bad enough, now we have Lewinski
The world found out about her cause Trip is a butt-in-ski
The Pope is making history, we're on the brink of war.
The media is ignoring this, more concerned if Clinton scored!
In the Whitehouse that is, not with Hillary
I'm tired of this entire thing, I don't want to hear no more.
Don't say we should impeach him-Hail to President Gore?
The whole things gotten stupid, as you can plainly see.
I don't care who Clinton's screwin' as long as it ain't me!
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