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Sage Sayings
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said,
"Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?" "There's a big fire across the
street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation
had been a failure."
I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have
only one of two reasons to be there:
They have no wife to go home to... or they do.
I saw in the paper the other day that there's a serious shortage of men in
Washington DC. I commented on this fact to my wife and told her I might just go
there. I added that the article said that men could earn $50 a night easily as a
gigolo. She smiled and said,
"And exactly how do you intend to live on $150 a month ?"
My wife says she holds me responsible for most of our marital problems.
Just goes to show ya how much she knows . I'm never home.
I asked my wife the other day what she liked best about me; my firm, trim body, or my
intellect. She said, "Your sense of humor, dear."
I found the neatest way to make my wife a more careful and defensive driver. I pointed out
that if she's ever in an accident, the newspaper's gonna print her real age.
My wife came home from the doctor's the other day and said that he told her she couldn't
make love. Now, I'm wondering exactly how he found out.
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