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A MEMBER OF THE HANGDOWN CLUB
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is just my water spout.
I used to be embarrassed
To make the thing behave
For every single morning
It used to watch me shave.
But now I'm getting older
It sure gives me the blues
To see the thing hang down my leg
And watch me shine my shoes.
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