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Pharoahs & Mouses
The Pharoah was dictating, and his scribe was
busily chipping away at the stone tablet. "I have plans . . . to form," the
monarch said slowly, "a personal bodyguard . . . of stalwart . . and virile . . .
young men."
The chips flew, but then suddenly ceased flying, and the perspiring chiseler looked up
inquiringly, "Excuse me, your Majesty, but is virile spelled with one or two
testicles?"
A reader sends:
I work in a busy office where a computer going down causes quite an inconvenience.
Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it made a noise that sounded like a heart
monitor. "This computer has flat-lined," a co-worker called out with mock
horror.
"Does anyone here know how to do mouse-to-mouse?"
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