Short a card in the deck
Her ski lift doesn't go to the top of the hill.
Her tires are a little low.
She's knitting with only one needle
He left the store without all of his groceries.
His lugnuts are rattling in his hubcaps.
He couldn't hit sand if he fell off a camel.
His dock doesn't quite reach the water.
His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
He's on the batting end of a no-hitter.
She's one board short of a porch.
She's one flower short of an arrangement.
She's one goose short of a gaggle.
One ship short of a full fleet.
One step short of the attic.
Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.
He's out there where the busses don't run.
His outlet isn't grounded.
She's somewhere over the rainbow.
There's plenty of salt in the shaker, but no holes in the cap.
The pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.
Put a lens in each ear, and you've got a telescope.
Her receiver is off the hook.
Room for rent, unfurnished.
He's got sailboat fuel for brains.
She settled sometime during shipping.
She only packed half a sandwich.
His smoke doesn't make it to the top of the chimney.
So dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.
Some assembly required.
Somebody lend her a quarter, so she can buy a clue.
Somebody put a stop payment order on his reality check.
Stumped by anything child-proof.
Suffers from clue-deficit disorder.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
The going got weird, and he turned pro.
There are too many birds on her antenna.
She's two saucers short of a tea service.
He's two socks short of a pair.
He wasn't strapped in during launch.
There's a whole lot of chopping, but no chips a flyin.
There's no filter in the coffee maker.
There's nothing between the stethoscopes.
He forgot to pay his brain bill.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
He has an inferiority complex, but it isn't a very good one.
She has two brains; one lost, and the other is out looking for it.
He writes blank checks on a closed account.
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