TWINS
While still inside their pregnant mother, the twins were communicating with
each other.
First twin says, "When I grow up, I'm going to be an electrician."
Second twin asks, "Why?"
First twin replies, "So that I could put electricity and lights in here.
How about you? What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Second twin replies, "When I grow up, I'm going to be a professional boxer."
Puzzled, the first twin asks, "Why?"
To which the second twin says, "So I can punch that bald-headed guy who keeps coming
in and out of here, disturbing our sleep."
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