THE WELL..

A couple of guys were walking through a field and saw a well.
They stepped up to the well and were wondering how deep it was.

They looked around for something like a stick or rock to drop down it, but couldn't find anything. Eventually they came across a transmission so they picked it up and dropped it down the well. They waited for a sound but never heard anything.

All of a sudden they heard something behind them and when they turned around they saw a goat coming at them like greased lightning.
They jumped aside just in time and the goat fell down the well.

They turned and looked down the well and then heard something else coming up behind them.
They turned to see a farmer standing there.
The farmer said, "Have you guys seen a goat around here?"

The men answered, "As a matter of fact we have; he was running up behind us really fast and we stepped aside and he fell in the well."

"That's impossible," the farmer said, "I had him chained to a transmission!"

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