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Drinker's Alphabet
A- Alcohol:The key to surviving college
B- Beer:The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
C- Class:What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D- Dancing:A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E- Emergency:The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F- Fucked-Up:Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G- Games:Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
H- Hang-over:Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I- Idiot:The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
J- Jail:Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K- Kissing:What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L- Lord:Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M- Money:That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N- Not Again!:What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
P- Pee:What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q- Quilt:What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!
R- Reform:What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S- Sex:What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T- Ten:The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
U- Underage:Most of the drinking population in college town
V- Vodka:The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour
W- Worm:The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X- X-Ray:How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
Y- Yourself:The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
Z- Zoned:How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking
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