DUMB MEN JOKES

THIS IS FOR ALL THE MEN WHO LOVE THE DUMB BLONDE JOKES

1. WHAT IS THE THINNEST BOOK IN THE WORLD? What men know about women.

2. HOW DOES A MAN TAKE A BUBBLE BATH? He eats beans for dinner.

3. WHAT'S A MANS IDEA OF FOREPLAY? A half hour of begging.

4. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A MAN IS SEXUALLY EXCITED? He's breathing.

5. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND GOVERNMENT BONDS? Bonds mature.

6. HOW DO YOU SAVE A MAN FROM DROWNING? Take your foot off his head.

7. WHAT DO MEN AND BEER BOTTLES HAVE IN COMMON? They are both empty from the neck up.

8. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A MAN IS HAPPY? Who cares.

9. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER? We don't know..... it never happened!!!!

10. HOW ARE MEN AND PARKING SPOTS ALIKE? The good ones are always taken, and the ones that are left are handicapped.

11. WHAT DOES A MAN CONSIDER A SEVEN COURSE MEAL? A hot dog and a six pack.

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