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Jokes??? Again??? Too (or is that Two???) Jokes Again???? Q. Why is an elephant big gray and wrinkled? -------------------------------------------- Harold's new job had him working really hard and late. He thought, "I should really get my wife a watch dog." He goes to the pet store and asks for a doberman. The employee said, "If its a guard dog you want I have a dog just for you." The man walks to the back of the store to get a dog and comes back with a little poodle. Harold says, "This small thing, a watch dog? You're kidding, right?" The employee says, "No, this dog is special; he knows karate." "Karate! I don't believe it," Harold says. The employee puts the dog down and says, "Karate the sign." And he points to a sign advertising dog food. The dog runs up and rips the sign to shreds. Harold is amazed at this. The employee then says, "Karate the chair." And he points to a chair in the corner. The dog runs up and rips the chair to shreds. By now Harold is convinced. "I'll take him," he says. When he gets home he surprises his wife and she yells out, "This little thing, a watch dog? No way." Harold says, "But this dog knows karate." "Karate," she yells. "Karate my foot!" -------------------------------------------- Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you pick up anything with that thing? -------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a sperm cell? A: The sperm cell has a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. -------------------------------------------- How can you tell if you are a dyslexic agnostic insomniac? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog. -------------------------------------------- In Arkansas, if you divorce your wife, is she still your sister? -------------------------------------------- Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? A: three - one to eat the possum and two to watch for cars. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds? A: Bonds mature. |
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