Two little boys were playing in the sandbox.

One little boy says to the other, "I've gotta go in. I've gotta tee-tee bad."

The other little boy replies, "Aw, just hang it out of the sand box. No one will see."

So the first little boy pulls down his pants and the other little boy says, "Wow! What happened to your thing?!"

And the first little boy answers, "Well, I'm Jewish and when I was 8 days old, I was circumcised."

The other little boy asked, "Did it hurt?"

And the first little boy replied, "Are you kidding?! I couldn't walk for a year!"

top