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ANSWER: Gatorade. QUESTION: What does an alligator get on welfare?

A: Bible belt. Q: What holds up Oral Roberts' pants?

A: Milk and honey. Q: What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

A: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday. Q: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.

A: Ben Gay. Q: Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?

A: An unmarried woman. Q: What was Elizabeth Taylor between 3 and 5 pm on June 1, 1952?

A: Disjoint. Q: What was dat hippie smoking?

A: Until he gets caught. Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve?

A: Old wives tale. Q: What do cannibals find hard to digest?

A: Shareholder. Q: What did Sonny Bono used to be?

A: Skalliwags. Q: What does your skalli do when it's happy?

A: Head and shoulders. Q: What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's car?

A: "Rose Bowl." Q: What do you say when it's Rose's turn at the bowling alley?

A: High rollers. Q: Describe a stoned bowling team.

A: "Follow the yellow brick road." Q: What are good directions to a urologist's office?

A: At both ends. Q: Where do New Yorkers put their dogs muzzles?

A: Igloo. Q: What do you use to keep your ig from falling off?

A: R-O-L-A-I-D-S. Q: How does a stupid person spell "backgammon"?

A: Grape Nuts. Q: What are Ernest and Julio Gallo?

A: Supervisor. Q: What does Clark Kent wear to keep the sun out of his eyes?

A: Crabgrass. Q: What do crabs get high on?

A: Shake-N-Bake. Q: Describe a double feature with Earthquake and The Towering Inferno.

A: Blazing Saddles. Q: What do they put on horses at the Preparation H Ranch?

A: Flypaper. Q: What do you use to gift wrap a zipper?

A: Deep freeze. Q: Name an Eskimo porno film.

A: Bedbug. Q: What would Republicans use to eavesdrop on a hooker?

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