HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE GROWING OLDER =================================

* Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

* The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

* You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere.

* Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

* You get winded playing cards.

* You join a health club and don't go.

* You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

* You look forward to a dull evening.

* You need glasses to find your glasses.

* You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.

* You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

* Your knees buckle but your belt won't.

* Your back goes out more than you do.

* You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine chest.

* You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there.

* YOU WONDER WHY MORE PEOPLE DON'T USE THIS SIZE PRINT.

(copied from Ann Landers column in The Sun newspaper)