Mrs. Jones goes to see her obstetrician. She says, "Dr. Smith, I'm pregnant again. I need a hearing aid." Dr. Smith responds, "Mrs. Jones, I thought we decided the last time you were here that your twelve children were more than you could handle, and that you should not get pregnant again. I'm going to give you a powerful contraceptive." Mrs. Jones replies, "But doctor, I don't need a contraceptive. I need a hearing aid." Dr. Smith: "How come you need a hearing aid Mrs. Jones?" Mrs. Jones: "Well, you see, doctor, I'm kind of hard of hearing. At night, when the mister and I turn off the lights and go to bed, he asks me, 'Do you want to go to sleep, or what?' And, I always say, 'What?'"

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