ALABAMA

* Did you hear about the new $3 million dollar Alabama State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

* What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose themselves a house trailer.

* Why do folks from Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 people or more?
17 and under are not admitted.

* What do you get when you have 32 Alabamians in the same room?
A full set of teeth.

* Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?
Everybody there has the same DNA.

* Did you hear that the Governor's Mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.

* A new law was recently passed in Alabama.
When a couple gets a divorce they're still brother and sister.

* Two Alabamians are approaching each other from opposite ends of the street. One is carrying a sack. When they meet, one of them says,
"Hey, Tommy Ray, whatcha got in the bag?"
"Just some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"Hell, l'll give you both of them!"
"OK. uummmm......five?"

* When an Alabamian came home and found his house on fire he rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!!"
"OK", replied the fireman, "How do we get over there?"
"Hey, don't you guys still have them big red trucks?"

* The Alabaman and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of his car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.
"No," he replied.
A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?"
"No. I want to stay in the front seat with you."

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