WOMEN BASHING ?
(OK... I guess it's only fair that I send this one too....)
Here are some Women Facts....

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't...there's a clock on the oven!

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Why were shopping carts invented?
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at he front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!"
The other replies: "GREAT trade!"

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told!

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months ........
I don't like to interrupt her.

Women are so unreasonable! My wife gets mad because every Saturday night I take a bath with bubbles in it.
I mean, if Bubbles doesn't mind, why should she?

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

Most accidents happen at home.
And the men have to eat them!

Some mornings I wake up grouchy...
and some mornings I just let her sleep!

Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a women's sex drive by 90 percent....
Wedding cake!!!

Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring
and suffering

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