BEDROOM GOLF


  The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Submitted by: Roger Player

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for Play. Normally   One Club and Two Balls.
2. Play on a Course must be approved by the owner of the Hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the Club in the Hole   and keep the Balls out.
4. For most effective Play, the Club should have a Firm Shaft. The
Course owners are permitted to check the Shaft Stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the   Club to avoid damage to the Hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many Strokes as necessary
until the Course owner is satisfied that Play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to Play the Course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin Playing the Hole immediately upon arrival at the Course. The experienced Player will normally take time to admire the entire Course, with special attention to Well Formed Bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other Courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the Course being played.  Upset Course owners have been known to damage Player's equipment for this reason.
9. Players are cautioned to have proper Rain Gear along just in  case.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been   properly scheduled, particularly when a new Course is being Played for the first time.   Previous Players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else Playing what they consider a Private Course.
11. Slow Play is encouraged, however, Players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the Course  owners request.
12. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to  Play the same Hole several times in one match.
13. The Course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best  Player. 
14. Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given Course. Additional assessments may be levied by the Course owner and rules are subject to change.

 

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