TO: All Male U.S. Citizens

FROM: I.R.S. Service Center

RE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payments

The only thing that the I.R.S. has not yet taxed is your penis.

This is due to the fact that
40% of the time it is just hanging around unemployed.
20% of the time it is pissed off.
30% of the time it is hard up and
10% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts!

Effective January 1st, 1998, your penis will be taxed according to size.

The categories are as follows:

10-12 Inches Luxury Tax $30.00
8-10 Inches Pole Tax $25.00
6- 8 Inches Privilege Tax $15.00
4- 6 Inches Nuisance Tax $ 3.00

Males exceeding 12 inches must file a capital gains return.

NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Sincerely,

Mr. Peck R. Checker
I.R.S.

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