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GOOD MORNING !
The scene is a New York City subway.
Seated together somewhat awkwardly, is a 40-ish businessman (conservative
in dress, staid in demeanor) and a 20-something punker with a purple, green and pink
Mohawk.
The punker notices that the businessman is staring at him, to the point where the kid is
finally compelled to say something.
"Hey man, what's your problem? Didn't you ever do anything outrageous when you were
22 years old?"
"As a matter of fact, I did," said the businessman.
"When I was 22, I had sex with a parrot and I was wondering if you
were my son."
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