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LONE RANGER The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon one day and sat down to drink beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead!!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it, and soon Silver was starting to feel better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the
Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another
cowboy strutted into the saloon and announced, "Who owns that big white horse
outside?" The Lone Ranger stood again and claimed, "I do. What is wrong with him
this time?" The cowboy said to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to
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