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April Fools Day Ideas
Get up in the middle of the night on April Fool's day, and
set every clock in the house ahead 1 hour. Along with your spouse's car clock, and their
wristwatch! (This takes some talent!)
Sure, they'll get up and ready for work an hour early, have
no traffic problems, and get a great parking spot, but probably be wondering why all their
co-workers are all late for work. As other people arrive, and reply that they *are not*
late, they'll catch on! If they've been working all that time, they should be able to
leave early, which might spare you the wrath that night.
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Swap your parents' dresser drawers.
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In the housewares department, set each timer/appliance clock to go off at short intervals,
then continue shopping.
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(If you have a good natured boss!) Call from a cell phone or your workplace's lobby and
say you are sick and can't come in, only to show up a minute or so later at your desk like
nothing happened.
(If your employee does this to you) Call them to the office
and write them up as if you have NO sense of humor about this at all, let them stew for a
bit, then give them a big "APRIL FOOLS!" as you rip up the report into confetti!
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Here's one for next year, if you plan ahead now...
Buy a stack of newspapers dated April 1 and save them for a
year. When April 1 comes around again, sneak them into one of those newspaper vending
machines at a location where people will sit and read them after purchase. Watch the
faces of people read their year-old papers, and when they realize the date on it!
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If a co-worker is selling a car, leave a message that you're interested, and the number
for the local junkyard!
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There's an incredibly striking resemblance between "Cocoa Comets" and some dog
food!
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Early April first, put a memo into everyone's mailbox at work/ school that, due to work on
water mains, the building would be without water from 9 - noon that morning, so please do
not use the facilities. A few people will be suspicious, but everyone complies quite
nicely!
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I'm sure there's a jokester family in your neighborhood, right? It's time for a
"SURPRISE APRIL FOOLS DAY PARTY" put on by the lady of the house for the
surprise on her husband. Make flyers to that effect, requesting to keep it a secret and to
just show up at 7:00 PM, bring the kids because there would be popcorn and movies in the
basement, and please bring a finger food - she will be expecting them. Deliver flyers to
about 50 families in your neighborhood! Of course, the family will have no idea about all
this until 7:00 PM when a dozen families show up with kids and finger food at the door!
It's triple fun - get back the main prankster, get the people who do show, and have an
evening of fun and laughter, all "innocently" -- you're just a victim who showed
up for the party, too!
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Two words: Oreos. Toothpaste.
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