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DIFFERENCES
What's the difference between a
girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 min.
So they found Adolf Hitler. That's the good news! The bad news is they are going to try
him in Los Angeles!
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual Harassment
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a min
What is the definition of making love?
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her
What's the difference between pink and purple?
The tightness of your grip
How are women like rocks?
You skip the flat ones
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It's not real bright but it's cheap and spreads easy
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get the remote
What's the difference between Pee Wee Herman and O.J.?
It only took O.J. 12 jerks to get off
How do we know God is a man?
Because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate
What do you call a lesbian with big hands?
Well hung
What's another term for a lesbian?
Vagitarian
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of love?
The swollow
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme
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