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Subject: Living it up in Hell
One day, Justin dies and finds himself in
hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon:
Demon: Why so glum, chum?
Justin: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?
Justin: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Fosters, NightTrain, Colt45, diet Coke... we
drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.
Justin: Gee, that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Justin: You better believe it.
Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the
world and smoke our friggin' lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay... you're already
dead.
Justin: Golly!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Justin: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Demon: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, slot machines, horse
races, you name it. We even opened up a pai gow poker table. Justin: Gosh, I never played
pai gow before...
Demon: Well now you can. You like to do drugs?
Justin: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great
big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine!. You can do all the drugs you
want, and if you overdose, it's okay... you're already dead.
Justin: Neat! I never realized that hell was such a swingin' place!
Demon: You gay?
Justin: Uhh, no.
Demon: Oooh. You're gonna hate Fridays......
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