Programmers

Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.

The first programmer finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough."

The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."

The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder: "At GE, we don't piss on our hands."

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders 3 beers, and sips a little on all
3 the bartender finding this a little peculiar asks the man why he
drinks his beer in this manner the Irishman answers. Well me and my two
brothers used to drink togather all of the time but when I moved away from
them
we made a pact to drink a beer with each other even though we wern't
present with one another. And this Irishman continued ordering 3 beers for
several months. One day however when he went to the bar he only ordered 2
beers. The bartender recognizing this fact went to tell the man how sorry he
was about the loss of his brother, but the man cheerily replied Oh no,
my brothers not dead, I've just quit drinking

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