PEPSI MACHINE

A man goes to a psychiatrist & tells him that he has two problems.  "What are they?" asks the psychiatrist. The man says, "I think I am a Pepsi machine." The doctor responds, "Oh, I can help you with that," & proceeds to listen to & counsel his patient.

After an hour, the patient still adamantly insists that he is a Pepsi machine.

Frustrated, the doctor takes two quarters from his pocket, grabs the man, forces the quarters into the man's mouth and screams, "OK! Now, where is my Pepsi?"

Choking, the man says, "Well, that's my second problem. I'm out of order."

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