Two Can Play This Game
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A man goes into a store and starts looking around.  He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson, "How much is the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the sales guys replies.

"Yea right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man says.

"No thats the price," the sales guy says. "Do you want them or not?"

"Yea, I'll take them," the customer says.

The man continues to look around and sees a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and sub woofers. "How much?" he asks.

"Five dollars for the system," the sales guy says. "Is it stolen?" the guy asks.

"No," says the sales guy, "It's brand new. Do you want it or not?"

"Yes," the man says.

He looks around some more. Next he finds a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How much?" he asks "Five dollars," the salesman says.

"I'll take that too!" the man says.

As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asks him "Why are your prices so cheap?"

The salesman replies, "Well , the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.  What he is doing to her, I am doing to his business.

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