TWO USES FOR VASELINE

This man was going door to door taking a public survey. He knocked on this one door and a man answered.

The first man asked the second man, "I'm taking a real quick survey would you mind answering a couple questions?"

The second guy said it was ok and so the first guy asked him, "Does your family use vaseline? And if so what for?

The second guy replied, "Yes, we do. We use it in two major areas in our household. The first area, we use it for is chapped lips, cuts and stuff like that. The second area we use it in is sex."

The first guy then asked, "How do you use vaseline in sex?"

The second guy replied, "Well........ we put it on the doorknobs............ that way...... the kids can't come in."

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