LAS VEGAS

    A guy comes home from work to find his wife packing her suitcase. He asks her where she's going? I'm going to Las Vegas, I was watching the Ophra Winfrey show, and I
found out that for the kind of sex that I give you, I can make $400 a night in Vegas.

    This husband goes to the closet and pulls out his suitcase, the wife asks, now where are      you going?

    The husband replies, I'm going to Las Vegas too,
    I have to see how your going to live on $800 a year.

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